the Bottle Mustache
Just snap a BeerStache onto the neck of your favorite bottled beverage and you’ll have an instant mustache with every swig!
You no longer have to drink an unaccessorized beverage like every other beer swilling schlub.
With a BeerStache drink identifier, your tasty beverage will transform your entire visage from sad to suave in an instant. Why wait weeks for that peachfuzz to turn substantial? With a BeerStache you can grow a mustache even the brawniest lumberjack couldn’t hold a candle to!
And for the ladies who have mustache envy (and what lady doesn’t afterall) the beerstache is the answer you’ve always been looking for!
It’s that missing panache, it’s the BeerStache!